Top Ten Worst Halloween Costumes
Posted on October 30, 2006
Filed Under Just for Laughs
10. Disney Characters - If you’re at the age where you are older than Snow White (The first full length animated movie released by Disney), then Disney costumes are not for you. It’s only cute when you were a child.

9. U.S. of A Vest - Yeah…. Not a very good costume if you ask me, unless you’re a Republican and is on your way to vote, for the best US President to ever lived (GWB). I would be careful wearing this costume as you may never know who might answer the door.

8. Can of Spam - Either you really love Spam to wear something like this or your Mama made you wear it.

7. Pet Costumes - I don’t care how cute it looks on your pet. Pets are not meant to be dressed up. They are not your toys or better yet your younger sibling.

6. Muscle Man - You’ll only wear something like this to compensate your insecurities of your pathetic manhood.

5. Ugly Drag - This costume is one of the worst I have ever seen. I don’t think it’s the costume itself that’s bad, just the person wearing it. If you plan on going drag, make sure it’s in good taste.

4. Village People - This was cool in the 80’s and 90’s, but one of the worst costumes to wear in the 21st Century.

3. Chicken Man - Not much to say. The costume speaks for itself.

2. Homemade Costumes - Homemade costumes are never good, unless you got a natural talent for it. If you plan on making one, you could at least put a little bit more effort into it.
And the number 1 Worst Costume of all time is…. Drum Roll Please……

1. Missing Arms - Not a very good costume, I can see his arms. Try making it more believable if you plan on making fun of the disabled. You might receive more sympathy candies.
That’s all Folks! Remember these are all Just for Laughs.
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Number for is an every day costume for some NYers. They have bars specifically for those folks and those who love them.